We just went out to dinner, and we had a conversation that we felt should be recorded, to the best of my recollection.
Reagan - Do monsters eat people?
Lee - Yes.
Reagan - Do they eat good people or bad people?
Lee - They are monsters, so they don't care if you are good or bad.
Reagan - But do they eat good people?
Lee - Yes, unfortunately, they do sometimes.
Reagan - Do monsters eat Santa Claus?
Lee - Santa Claus is very powerful, so he could beat monsters.
Jenny - Yeah. Fat people are really strong. And the reindeer could use their horns to stab the monsters.
Reagan (moving on) - Do monsters eat babies?
There was more that I can't remember, but here's a little bit of the car conversation afterwards.
Reagan - Justin is a dude . . . Justin is a doo-doo head. Is Kyler a dude?
Lee - Yes.
Reagan - Is it because he cut his hair?
Lots more from Reagan about people being poo-poo heads and doo-doo heads and poop faces. And also how she doesn't like daddy talking in German. And then:
Reagan - Daddy, you're fired off the hook. You're a boo-boo head.
Whatever that means.
Reagan is so rad. She's got the goods. And she's never going to get over Kyler cutting his hair.
ReplyDeleteI bet Lee didn't expect to get owned like that by Reagan. I will now adopt "fired off the hook" AND "boo-boo head" as my weapons of choice.
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