We just went out to dinner, and we had a conversation that we felt should be recorded, to the best of my recollection.
Reagan - Do monsters eat people?
Lee - Yes.
Reagan - Do they eat good people or bad people?
Lee - They are monsters, so they don't care if you are good or bad.
Reagan - But do they eat good people?
Lee - Yes, unfortunately, they do sometimes.
Reagan - Do monsters eat Santa Claus?
Lee - Santa Claus is very powerful, so he could beat monsters.
Jenny - Yeah. Fat people are really strong. And the reindeer could use their horns to stab the monsters.
Reagan (moving on) - Do monsters eat babies?
There was more that I can't remember, but here's a little bit of the car conversation afterwards.
Reagan - Justin is a dude . . . Justin is a doo-doo head. Is Kyler a dude?
Lee - Yes.
Reagan - Is it because he cut his hair?
Lots more from Reagan about people being poo-poo heads and doo-doo heads and poop faces. And also how she doesn't like daddy talking in German. And then:
Reagan - Daddy, you're fired off the hook. You're a boo-boo head.
Whatever that means.
2 comments:
Reagan is so rad. She's got the goods. And she's never going to get over Kyler cutting his hair.
I bet Lee didn't expect to get owned like that by Reagan. I will now adopt "fired off the hook" AND "boo-boo head" as my weapons of choice.
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