Advice from Reagan

A little something Reagan had to explain to us this evening.

You need to find a dog to find yourself.
Cause if you don’t you probably don’t have a mom or dad.
You find a house.
Whenever you go somewhere else without your friend, you don’t go with your parents or else and then you lose being with your friends.
You go in the house and you check out what’s in it and there’s a Happy Meal and there’s a freezer what has dessert in scoopies.
Then when you go out of the house and you get in the car, and you go with your dog, he pees on your dad.

This all came up right after we got dessert out of the freezer – you know “the dessert what I wanted to have last night” according to Reagan. And by dessert, I mean ba-zert in her words.

Wait, Reagan has one more "guest." "When you go in the house, you can sleep in it, and then you'll bite all the food what's in the house." I don't know why she called it a guest.

And there's one more, "When you find all your friends and mother and sister in it, you pop them and you snap them and smash them into corn and popcorn. Then when you see your mommy, you give her a hug."