Too Grown Up

Jenny is clearly just too grown up for a 6-year-old 1st grader if you ask me. A couple things she informed me of this week:

-In the class picture in the post below this one, the boy wearing the soccer shirt to the left of her best friend Keri in the second row, is named Caleb. Caleb is the one who kissed her on the bus a couple months ago. She told me that you can tell in the picture that his hand is behind his back instead of at his sides like everyone else's. And that she knows this because his hand was touching Keri's B-U-T. I asked if Keri told on him, and she said, "No, it was really just a finger touching her butt, so she didn't say anything."

-Caleb also gave Jenny two love notes and a pencil this week. The love notes said I (heart) Jenny and I (heart) my wife. But Caleb also likes Keri and Hannah, so it's not just Jenny. And she doesn't like him. I asked if he's the most popular boy in her class, and she said no. Then I asked who is, and she said, "We don't have any popular boys in our class. All our boys are freaks."

-She came back from across the street at Kendall and Brittan's house a little while ago, and said, "Kendall's watching a show where somebody's mom has sex with somebody else's dad." She didn't say anything else about it, just that like she knew what it meant.