Recent Hits

I haven't blogged in a while (obviously), so I thought I would just post some of the recent funny things that have been said that I haven't logged.

-I had this conversation with Reagan yesterday when we were walking back across the street.

Reagan: When am I gonna be sexteen and go to school?
Me: You mean sixteen?
Reagan: No, I mean sexy. When am I gonna be sexy and go to school?
Me: Never.
Reagan: Unh, I just mean, when am I gonna be popular?
Me: I think you already are popular, Reagan.
Reagan: No, I'm not. You know, popular girls don't cry.
Me: Oh. Why are you asking all these things?

Then Reagan just moves on.

-Last week, on Thursday I think, Jenny told me she had the worst day ever at school (she has a lot of those).

Jenny: I don't have any more friends at school. Tayler E. somehow convinced Keri not to be my friend anymore. So I don't have any friends. And I cried all afternoon, and Tayler E. had to go to the principal's office for stealing my best friend.
Me: You know, you can really only have one worst enemy.

-Last week, Jenny came into our room late at night to tell us that Reagan thought we were having sex. I clarified because I really didn't think Reagan would come up with this, but it was Reagan. And then she asked me if she could go ask Daddy (Lee was downstairs). I said sure, so that he could be shocked like I was.

-Jenny did a little cheer in the car yesterday that I asked her not to do again. Here's how it went:

Jenny: I'm number one, you're number two, I'm gonna whoop the shit out of you.
Me: What did you just say?
Jenny repeats the cheer.
Me: You know that's a bad word.
Jenny: But what can I say instead?
Me: Just don't do that cheer. The whole thing is rude.