Jenny just found the box of Table Topics again, so here we go.
Question: How is your family different from other families and does it bother you?
Jenny: Some families have five people, but ours just has four. And ours has twins.
Lee: You and Reagan aren't twins.
Jenny: But we mostly look the same except for the age and my hair is curly.
Reagan: And our feet.
Question: What do you like best and least about your life?
Jenny: The best is my wonderful family. The least thing is that when I get in bed, Reagan kicks me off the bed. That's the thing I hate.
Reagan: I like my daddy and my mommy and my sissy. I don't like the way Uncle Marcus treats me. Cause he calls me names. I hate it.
Question: Which gift would you prefer: a toy you've wanted or a vacation with your family?
Jenny: I've always wanted to go to Hawaii.
Reagan: A toy. A pony.
Question: Which TV show would you pick to live inside for a week?
Jenny: I'd probably pick to be Hannah Montana, and I could sing and dance all night.
Reagan: The Suite Life on Deck.
Question: What one thing would you like to know about the future?
Jenny: I would like to know if I'm going to become a tennis player.
Reagan: That My Little Pony is a movie.
Question: Would you rather have no rules to live by or rules to live by?
Jenny: I'd rather have rules because if someone comes in here, I want to know rules to do. If someone comes in, the rule might be to stay in your room and lock all the doors.
Reagan: I think I would need rules if I had my own house just in case creepy things come in like spiders. You know, crabs.
Question: What is your favorite summertime activity?
Jenny: Going to the beach and visiting my cousin Lucas.
Reagan: Watching My Little Pony.
Question: What's the best birthday party you can imagine?
Jenny: In this house and it was all colored pink with purple polka dots and blue stripes and all the girls in the entire world came and bought me the best birthday presents.
Reagan: I imagine it like being a My Little Pony movie. I mean being a Cinderella birthday party.
Question: If you were leaving your state, which part of the country would you want to move to?
Jenny: I'd stay on this side of the country and probably move to New York and hang out with Marcus and Justin and Nicole and Catherine.
Reagan: I would move to Mississippi with Jo-Jo. I miss Jo-Jo.
Question: What would be on the menu for your ultimate birthday dinner?
Jenny: I'd probably go to Jersey Mike's and get some sandwiches, and then go to Olive Garden and get some mints, and then go to Papa John's and pick up some pizza.
Reagan: Applebee's.
Question: What was your favorite family vacation?
Jenny: Going to the comic convention.
Reagan: Going to Hawaii. (where we haven't gone)
Question: What would you save first if your house caught fire?
Jenny: First I would make sure all the pets were outside. And then all the babies and then all the kids and then all the grownups. I'd make sure I did not lose my Nick Jonas shirt. That's not going to waste in fire. And I'd have to get the library books so we can get some more. And the keys so we can drive and go to the Y. And my comics.
Reagan has departed at this point.
Question: What one goal do you hope accomplish this year?
Jenny: This year I hope to get gooder at playing tennis. I'm hoping to start winning a few games in tennis this year.
Question: How was your grandparents' childhood different from yours?
Jenny: I can't answer that. I don't know.
Question: What would you like to change about your school?
Jenny: I wouldn't want to change anything about my school. School makes you smart, it makes you talented, so I wouldn't change it.
Question: What do you most worry about?
Jenny: I most worry about my family because your family, if they're being hurt, you might want to worry about that.
Question: What would you most like to do for someone else if you had the money and time?
Jenny: I'd ask them if they could do something for me and I'd help them. I'd make them give me ten bucks, and I've them some money.
Question: If you could rename yourself, what new name would you choose?
Jenny: Jennifer.
Question: Would you travel into space if you could?
Jenny: No. You could probably die there. I can't relax with that big thing on my head.
Question: When are old things better than new things?
Jenny: Old things are never better. Well, they are better. Old things, well like, you can actually say old things are like something you've had for a long time and you take care of them.
Question: When you receive two invitations at the same time, how do you decide which one to accept?
Jenny: Most of my invitations, they'll like tell me where it is, and if I'm like hurt, my finger, and it's bowling, then I wouldn't. At that moment, depending on what I feel like doing that day, then that's what I would do.
Question: What's the first thing you'd do if you were president?
Jenny: I'd make it that when you become president, you have to make one of your family members your assistant.
Question: What would be the positives and negatives of having a new baby in your family?
Jenny: You'd never get sleep because it'd be crying all night. Another thing I'd hate about it is you'd always have to be babysitting and you'd never have time to hang out with your friends because it's too cute to go away from. The good is that it will always hang out with you and it has cute little fingers.
Question: What's the best thing and worst thing about your position in the family birth order?
Jenny: Well, the thing I would like is to be the littlest so I wouldn't always have to be the one doing homework.
Question: If you wanted to earn $50.00, how would you like to do it?
Jenny: I would do it by playing tennis.
Question: What would you like to be able to draw really well?
Jenny: I would like to be able to draw my whole family really well. I would like to draw a picture of this whole family and of each one of us looking exactly alike.
Question: Would you choose to be the worst player on a winning team or the best player on a losing team?
Jenny: Well, you know what the best thing is about being the worst player on the winning team? Because one day you might do something good. I am not a loser, I'm a champion. I would be the best player on the losing team.
Question: When was it most difficult to persevere when you wanted to quit?
Jenny: That probably happened, you know, while I was playing soccer. It got tiring, and I wanted to sit out all the time, and I wanted to quit the game and stuff.
Question: In what way are you generous?
Jenny: I'm generous because last Christmas I took a few toys and I made presents for some people.
Question: How did your family decide to settle in your hometown?
Jenny: I can't really do that because I wasn't born.
Question: What new person would you like to have as a friend?
Jenny: I would like another baby, a little baby boy to be my friend.
Question: How did your parents meet and fall in love?
Jenny: Oh, I don't really know that.
Lee: You don't know how your parents met?
Jenny: Oh, I need to go watch this. It's the new Suite Life on Deck.
And she's gone and doesn't care about her parents' love story.
3 comments:
What a bunch of gets! Thanks for typing them all. I just read them all out loud to Zero, and we were both laughing so much.
Fortunately I can type fast! I just kept typing while Jenny was talking. I didn't bother to delete even though some of them aren't that exciting.
justin read them out loud to me too! we like d the part where reagan had already moved on to something else. Also her invention of hawaii, just remembering the words jenny had said.
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